The Life of Shlomo

[William McDert]

Fuck, I need to start a diar... journal of sorts to chronicle my fucking insanity. I've been sick since last weekend through my own fault. I'm 25 but I still party on weekends, despite the fact that I actually work on weekends.

School situation - I have alot of absences based on the fact that it is cold in the morning and riding a scooter for 10 minutes is fucking terrible. My roomates often wake me up which I deal with but it's really annoying. Anyway, if you get 8 absences in a class you get dropped and since I missed 2 in each of my classes this week due to me being sick as fuck I'm not sure what my status is.

Female situation - Tierra and I are on good friendly speaking terms but I have no feelings for her whatsoever, not even as a friend. I think I just liked having monkey sex with her. Hm. Yes we were open and yes I was the most honest with her than I've been with alot of people, BUUUUUUUUT.... I just didn't feel what you are "supposed to feel." I'm starting to think that I'll never meet the right girl. And not because I'm getting "older" but because I just don't think I'll meet anybody that I am totally into. Sad sad sad.

Michelle - Michelle is the girl I strangled (she asked me to) and fought (again, she asked) and I know we would never be right for each other but I'm pretty gaga over her physically. Her 'pain is pleasure" approach to life is retarded but otherwise she is a sweet gal.

Erica - An 18 year old floozy that I had sex with two weeks ago in a moment of drunken weakness.

These three girls are coming to the party I'm going to tonight. I'm really hoping to meet somebody NEW though, I'm bored of the same vaginas.

HMMMM.

I might go work at a company called 2-Wire. Well, I'm going to apply on Monday and see if it leads to TRIUMPH. I'm still working as a grocery guy at a supermarket and although it's an awesome job since it's close to home (2 blocks away!) and I steal food from it alllll the time, it obviously pays shit and I'm too smart for that crap. But I'm also amazingly lazy so I need to kickstart a new me, yet again!

I often find myself falling into the same old habits and even though I SEE this, I still do it. I know I have a good time no matter what I do, and people might be jealous of my material worth (parties, girls, etc) I still feel like I'm on the lower end of humanity in terms of what I COULD do. I don't even know if I want to be a game designer anymore but I'm pretty much stuck with it.

Well that was slightly depressing.

I should clean my room in preparation for buttsex tonight. Sooner or later this will become a "Today I..." sort of thread because I've always thought i should have one.

Cheerio pip pip!

[Tragic Angelus]

I think that's the longest post I've ever seen by you that did not invovle it ending with 'and then she gave me head'...

It was enjoyable. Sorry about falling into the habits that you recognize. It seems to be that's the worst, when you actually realize what you're doing but can't seem to find your own way out of doing it because you're comfortable there.. But I'm sure you're not exactly on the lower end of humanity. Most likely, you're just in some kind of a personal rut, and I think you can make it out of it.

[William McDert]

Oh for sure, I'll be okay :)

[ChimeraCreative]

Maybe it's time to move outta Arizona and try something completely new to you. You'll make friends and get chicks wherever you go but a change of scenery might spark some personal growth.

[Fasheem]

Maybe it's time to move outta Arizona and try something completely new to you. You'll make friends and get chicks wherever you go but a change of scenery might spark some personal growth.

If it's too cold in Arizona to get your butt out of bed and into class in the morning, I just don't know.

I'm starting to think that I'll never meet the right girl. And not because I'm getting "older" but because I just don't think I'll meet anybody that I am totally into. Sad sad sad.

You're not going to meet the right girl at college parties, I'll tell you that much.

[IrishCream]

Don't listen to them, brosef! Fuck as many soulless succubi as you can and never do anything with your life!


<---Bad influence

[William McDert]

If it's too cold in Arizona to get your butt out of bed and into class in the morning, I just don't know.



You're not going to meet the right girl at college parties, I'll tell you that much.

It's actually quite cold here at night thank you very much. Plus it's because I have a scooter, not a car. If I had a car I'd be okay but I guess I never really thought about it before hand!

And I know about the party, female thing. I'm not looking for a soulmate tonight though, just a new body to hump.

And I know you secretly want me by the way

[Fasheem]

Secretly?

[William McDert]

Maybe it's time to move outta Arizona and try something completely new to you. You'll make friends and get chicks wherever you go but a change of scenery might spark some personal growth.

Without a doubt! The problem is I my co-signer on the 60k loan for school was my Dad and I can't leave school and drop all that debt in his lap. A couple of buddies of mine are hiking up to commune in California right now, and if I didn't have that burden of mine, I'd be there with them this instant.

I mean shit, I'm going to school to make bullshit games for people to play so they can forget about their bullshit lives. I know I want to tell stories and stuff, but I also know that in the end it's just fueling the materialistic movement of us humans. I'd much rather be hiking in nature and just meeting people and learning about whatever there is to hear about. I know that seems hippy dippy but fuck it :)

[Junkogen]

I mean shit, I'm going to school to make bullshit games for people to play so they can forget about their bullshit lives. I know I want to tell stories and stuff, but I also know that in the end it's just fueling the materialistic movement of us humans. I'd much rather be hiking in nature and just meeting people and learning about whatever there is to hear about. I know that seems hippy dippy but fuck it :)

Then why are you in school for computers?:confused: Sounds like a big waste of money (and time) for yourself and your dad. You're not really that interested, so why do it? Get a job in the woods or study a subject that will put you outdoors.

Life solved.:cool:

[ChimeraCreative]

Without a doubt! The problem is I my co-signer on the 60k loan for school was my Dad and I can't leave school and drop all that debt in his lap. A couple of buddies of mine are hiking up to commune in California right now, and if I didn't have that burden of mine, I'd be there with them this instant.

I mean shit, I'm going to school to make bullshit games for people to play so they can forget about their bullshit lives. I know I want to tell stories and stuff, but I also know that in the end it's just fueling the materialistic movement of us humans. I'd much rather be hiking in nature and just meeting people and learning about whatever there is to hear about. I know that seems hippy dippy but fuck it :)

I'm sure you can find ways to fulfill your story telling and entertainment predilections AND feel good about your contributions to the world at large. You'd probably be a much more insightful, enlightening and respectable writer than a computer game guy. But there's no reason to crap on what you're doing now, it's a stepping stone to where you wanna be. I mean, if you're on the hook to finish school there's no sense in hating it (if you need computer help you can always use Adam). And if you wanna write articles or stories there's no rush because you'll always be that amusing and beloved guy. ^_^

[Fasheem]

I mean shit, I'm going to school to make bullshit games for people to play so they can forget about their bullshit lives. I know I want to tell stories and stuff, but I also know that in the end it's just fueling the materialistic movement of us humans. I'd much rather be hiking in nature and just meeting people and learning about whatever there is to hear about. I know that seems hippy dippy but fuck it :)

That's what I'm doing, except for the part about hiking. And nature. Just hanging out and fucking around. (Except for the part about fucking.) It rules.

60k? Ooooouch. And still not done. X_X

[Junkogen]

That's what I'm doing, except for the part about hiking. And nature. Just hanging out and fucking around. (Except for the part about fucking.) It rules.

Yeah, it rules until you have to repay the student loans. I've got a $24 thousand anchor hanging around my neck and I'm not doing anything related to my major.
:(

[William McDert]

Why do I stick to the school? I've already done a majority of it and I know that if I get a job in the industry I'll love it.

Fash is the secret out? Yayyyy let's tongue kiss!

Diar... Journal part
Tierra came over last night while I was drunk as fuck from a pretty good house party and we are good at being naked together. It was a good night and no strings attached because we didn't kiss and stayed friendly throughout. Sometimes I love my life. Hmmmmm.

Two friends that work at GoDaddy are going to try and get me a job which makes me VERY excited!

[Fasheem]

Yeah, it rules until you have to repay the student loans. I've got a $24 thousand anchor hanging around my neck and I'm not doing anything related to my major.
:(

I repaid my student loans. I wasn't doing nothing related to no major neither. :p (Technically... sort of... the major doesn't matter, just the fact that you graduated with something is sufficient.)

They were a little less than yours. Around $20k. It took me one year past my graduation date to finish. I'm a hardcore loan-paying motherfucker.

[William McDert]

Jess is so hardcore omg!

[Fasheem]

You should see my collection of calculators and pens. :cool:

[William McDert]

Why have pens when you have calculators?

WHY

[William McDert]

I'm bored with making 3d models of this godamn tank. ARGH

[CountD]

what you need is a side project.

and maybe some good nug

[William McDert]

My side project is a 3d model of my house :)

I also need to get on my painting and sell more. Fuck I am way too fucking busy.

[CountD]

wut?

[William McDert]

What wut? the side project or the painting? I assume the painting.

I have 4x4 inch canvases, right? And I get fortunes from fortune cookies, yeah? And I paint a scene based on the fortune, glue the fortune on, and sell em for 10-20 bucks depending on how much I like em.

Example: You're future looks sweet.
So I drew a giant ice cream cone with ice cream on top, put a bikini on it and some lady eyes and lips, and had a human male and her toasting with mugs of beer. I was trying to show that he is getting her drunk and having sex with ice cream, possibly.

Another example: Do something unusual today.
A man is walking and shoving a clown into his mouth while a tree looks on in shock. It is my favorite one :)

[ChimeraCreative]

I need to make some misfortune cookies and send them to you...

[Stocky Boy]

McDerty, you may like this...

http://www.amazon.com/Should-You-Be-Laughing-This/dp/0061284890/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235852516&sr=8-1

[The French Biscuit]

Kid, what happened with that installation of your work? I thought some of your stuff was going to be showcased for all the world to see.

[William McDert]

Well, two of my 3d models (well, pictures of them, natch) are hanging in one of the display cases at work. The cases are split between Game Art, Game Design, Movie-making, and Interior Design students. And there's a picture of me finally by my work so it's pretty cool being recognized and being told my work is good.

I finished my tank today finally for the final project (we are gonna animate the tanks!) and the teacher did a critique on all of them in front of the whole class. He looked at mine first and said nobody beat mine and he would be hard pressed to make one similiar, with as few polys. I was so proud :) My teacher did alot of modeling work on the soon to be released Stargate MMO so he just may be the "in" to the industry.

On unrelated note, my old roomates and best friends, Ryan, Sean, and Alex, of the band This Century, just got a new booking agent. The agent? The same man that works with Panic at the Disco, Fallout Boy, and others. Very exciting shit!!!

[William McDert]

Btw, if you want to check them out: http://www.myspace.com/thiscentury

Probably not your cup of tea, but it's not your tea they want to replenish.

So I'm writing a Game Design Document for a class and fuck is it hard to type and not check up on myspace for messages, facebook for high scores (none of you ever beat me!!), and basement x for riveting conversations.

fuck!

[Fasheem]

I'm supposed to be writing up powerpoints for class first thing tomorrow morning... but I'm not.

[jedispyder]

Jack told me you may have the Mallmonkey's cd containing all their webcomics before they shut down, do you by any chance still do? Because I'd frickin LOVE to get my hands on that, been trying for it for years...

And yes, major school work like we're all stuck doing sucks major ass balls. I need to be working on a huge project but instead I'm letting Jack try to get me drunk, which he failed to do cause the stuff I wanted to buy evidently is the "weak shit". Blurg...

[William McDert]

Jedi - I do not. I totally forgot about MallMonkeys, wow. Blast from the MOTHERFUCKING past right there!

Let's see let's see. Sorry for lack of posting but I've been busy.

Work - Saturday is my last day at Fry's! I took a test at a company called 2wire and I passed with flying colors. It's a tech support company I suppose, phone work but it pays pretty well and I am looking forward to making more money. Technically I don't have the job yet, the interview is Thursday and then I have to go through Orientation. I was worried about money since I do live paycheck to paycheck but getting tax refund this year gave me a little wiggle room. Plus i have 20 hours of vacation that I get paid once I leave Fry's. If I don't get the job at 2wire I am pretty well fucked but I do not see this happening.

School - Got a B in all 3 of my classes which is more or less what I expected. I was hoping for an A in Animation but eh... My modeling far surpasses my animation work, and I'm okay with that. I will probably have to switch to night classes if I get the 2Wire job, which sucks because it means I won;'t have classes with all the people I know. But I suppose them are the breaks.

Fun! - Started watching more One Piece, I'm all caught up with Naruto, and I will start Bleach again sometime in April I assume. Been playing alot of Wii games, and alot of Call of Duty 4. I really need to remember to play Gears 2 with Brian. I think we just have different gaming schedules. And sometimes if I'm on playing COD4 and I see him on, I feel like a douche because I'm probably about to log out anyway. Sorry bribri!

Parties - Oy, too much partying lately it seems. Always a good time. Fort Dude (my house name) is good friends with another house and they always have parties and... oy, too much partying lately! I am meeting a lot of people so that's nice. I do feel like I should be slowing down but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Girls - Tierra and I are officially over. I'm messing around a bit with a friend named Stephanie but I have my eyes HARD on a girl named Lyssa. She recently got out of a 2 year relationship and I'm not sure how she's vibing me. Hopefully it will turn into something because she is basically me as a female.

Fort Dude is also going to start playing DnD so the nerd factor is at critical levels in the house.

I think that's all I need to type for now.

Perc, vic, yes.

[William McDert]

Got the job at 2wire but orientation isn't until the 15th of April. Fuuuuuck. Anybody feel like loaning me 100 bucks? DOUG? :)

[Stocky Boy]

Cool that you got the job William from Fort Dude. :D

Are you going to be working at Pixar once you're done with studies?

[IrishCream]

I beat GoW 2 last night, sucka. But I'm thinking about getting CoD4 if I find it somewhere cheap.

[William McDert]

Stocky - Yeah it's pretty nice. Pixar couldn't handle my rebellious youth and the unpunctuality that comes with it.

Brian - Damn, nice dude. I still haven't gotten past the underground part with the giant worms haha, too busy with other games. If you do get CoD4 that would be fucking awesome :D

[CountD]

Got the job at 2wire but orientation isn't until the 15th of April. Fuuuuuck. Anybody feel like loaning me 100 bucks? DOUG? :)

my ass is too tight.

:chewie:

btw, congrats. totally missed this.

[CountD]

sup, Shlomo!

whatsup with me? nothin' just trainin' dogs.

http://www.omgcritters.com/posters/worlds-strongest-dog-muscle-hound-ugly-animal-pictures_304x440.jpg

[William McDert]

He is very precious he is.