Fash vs. CC: WHO YA GOT?!?

[IrishCream]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/31/43/661212002/n661212002_822401_2097.jpg vs. http://www.atlantamagazine.com/uploadedImages/Atlanta/Blogs/Shop_Girl/QuestionMark.jpg

Alright, the "secret's" out. Both of these women are wild about me. While that's cool for Jess, SHAME ON YOU ANDREA! YOU'RE MARRIED! THIS SHIP OF PRIME BEEFCAKE HAS SAILED! However, I see you are still clearly fighting for my affection and I will allow this to happen. Let's get it on:

Contestants
Fasheem
Chimera Creative

Intro Music
Fash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_7SgfErF4c
CC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_4Jf18XDoo

What Their Screen Name Means
Fash: I dunno
CC: I dunno

Turn Ons
Fash: Nightcrawler, men with the message board screen name Nightcrawler, blue fur, me
CC: Her husband, Nicknames, *classified*, me

Turn Offs
Fash: Sunlight, a tan, locking the door behind her when she enters your apt
CC: Sharing pictures, any place that doesn't snow 10 months out of the year

Trivia Tibit About Them Only I Know
Fash: Once went out in daylight
CC: Paid Moe to off the original Alfalfa http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mj1x_the-simpsons-moe-was-a-little-rasca_shortfilms

Naughtiest Place They've Had Sex
Fash: A bed
CC: Your mind

Finishing Move
Fash: Killing me after sex for making so many pale jokes
CC: Inviting her husband to our rendezvous and I end up enjoying it...ew

[ChimeraCreative]

I notice Fash and I aren't killing each other with our finishing moves, we're polishing you off. ^_^ I'd also like to point out that sunlight would kill me as well. Actually, it would probably kill Tyran-ne as well. Canada breeds snow vampires. ^_^

And if you think the naughtiest place I've ever had sex was in your mind, you're mistaken. Not that I'm inclined to tell you where the naughtiest place has been...

... you can't google Canadian arrest records, right?:sweatdrop:

[William McDert]

"polishing you off"

Unless Fash makes a wittier reply, I fear Andrea has this, hands down


Bri's pants.

[Khambat7]

I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

[Fasheem]

I guess you should have looked me up in Korea instead of climbing Hooker Hill. :cheesy:



Turn Offs
Fash: locking the door behind her when she enters your apt

Got to admit that I'm stumped by this one.

It's obviously daylight in the picture so I'm not sure what you're on about there either. I go out in daylight all the time... just never without proper eye protection (as seen in the photo). :coolgleam:

[William McDert]

I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

HI JIMMY!:banana2:

[ChimeraCreative]

I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

:bruce_h4h:

[MGM]

Since this one is too tough, I'm going by range. And I think Jess has An in that department.

Do I have to run?

[ChimeraCreative]

I can hit a moving target, so, it's your choice, Mic. ^_^ http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ed/target1.gif

[JediMindTrick]

i just wanna say "mmm...yummy" for some reason....

[ChimeraCreative]

i just wanna say "mmm...yummy" for some reason....

Yes, I'm a Donut. I've been trying to get Caboose over here but I think she's too busy to register, much less post and get to know everyone. ^_^

(Donut & Caboose - Red vs Blue)

[Python]

Well, it depends on the venue. Will this be mud wrestling?

[ChimeraCreative]

Sugar-free jello cube wrestling. We have some standards, after all. ^_^

[Python]

I was kinda hopin' for chocolate puddin'.

[ChimeraCreative]

I'd have to consult with my esteemed opponent, but if you're agreeing to ref, we could move it to the pudding playing fields. ^_^

[Python]

Sure thing. I wouldn't mind having to ref and intervene to break you two up.:chewie:

[Tragic Angelus]

Prior to the mud/jello/pudding addtition, I think I was giving this one to Fash..


But now with that... I think we're all the winners.

[Khambat7]

HI JIMMY!:banana2:

Hi! :willy_nilly:

[William McDert]

Hi! :willy_nilly:

HIIIIII!!!!!!! :clap:

[Tyran-ne]

Um...CC has not only has been fightin' and wrestling since she wuz like, three, but she has a f'ing killer punch and she kicks so hard... :willy_nilly:

The only chance Fash would have is if it was a wrestling match and physical punches and kicks weren't allowed.

I still cast m' vote fer CC though.

http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt9/Tyran-ne/Misfit-blackalice2.jpg

[ChimeraCreative]

Um...CC has not only has been fightin' and wrestling since she wuz like, three, but she has a f'ing killer punch and she kicks so hard... :willy_nilly:


And on a TOTALLY UNRELATED NOTE, our brother was born when I was three years old. Poor bastard. :laugh4:

[Python]

Hmm, it is true that CC has had to defend herself from her sister...

[Tragic Angelus]

Regardless.. I still give it to Fash. She just has that... look... that she could take someone out after being underestimated.

[The French Biscuit]

Difficult.

On the one hand, I know Jess can kick ass. But, CC's had to grow up with Ty which is the equivalent of growing up under the tutelage of Bruce Lee.

I vote for a draw. :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Difficult.

On the one hand, I know Jess can kick ass. But, CC's had to grow up with Ty which is the equivalent of growing up under the tutelage of Bruce Lee.

I vote for a draw. :D

It's further complicated by Biscuit and Ty. Obviously Ty and I are a pair and I've thought of Fash and Biscuit as a pair cuz they're IRL friends. So even the closest allies of Fash and myself are evenly matched. Biscuit's ninja skills and pastry-fu are met with my sister's raw and brutal killing power. Even stevens.

(But I doubt Bisc is as cute as my sister when she's got her killing face on. So cute!)

[CountD]

I think they'd just have a stare-down

[Tyran-ne]

(But I doubt Bisc is as cute as my sister when she's got her killing face on. So cute!)

IT IS NOT!
http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt9/Tyran-ne/ExcelSaga_l2jz0.jpg

[ChimeraCreative]

Okay, if it somehow became Fash, Ty and Biscuit against me, there won't even be a smear of me left.:sweatdrop:

... I brought you a pony, sis. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/animals/elkgrin.gif I loves you? ^_^

(yes, that's what a pony looks like in Canada)

[StoneTable]

If the scars and fading bruises are any indication, there is no doubt CC would win.

[wolf_2099]

Alright, the "secret's" out. Both of these women are wild about me. While that's cool for Jess, SHAME ON YOU ANDREA! YOU'RE MARRIED! THIS SHIP OF PRIME BEEFCAKE HAS SAILED! However, I see you are still clearly fighting for my affection and I will allow this to happen. Let's get it on:


The reason why Basement X has no women Mr Trebek.

[IrishCream]

Because they're all over at my place?

[ChimeraCreative]

If the scars and fading bruises are any indication, there is no doubt CC would win.

Alright, I'm getting some mixed signals... do you want a sex life, or not? :devilish:

[wolf_2099]

Alright, I'm getting some mixed signals... do you want a sex life, or not? :devilish:

He does. He just does not want it mixed in with spousal abuse.

[MGM]

Some people like it rough, don't they?

[wolf_2099]

Some people like it rough, don't they?

You know, it's all fun and games till someone loses a testicle.

[Fasheem]

Um...CC has not only has been fightin' and wrestling since she wuz like, three, but she has a f'ing killer punch and she kicks so hard... :willy_nilly:


It's true I'm not much of a fighter, but you underestimate my dodging skills.

And she might have more experience but I've got vigorous youth on my side. :devilish:

And no chocolate pudding you perv.

[wolf_2099]

Good god I like girl fights.

[Python]

Oh Daaaaayamn, she just called you old, Ty! Are you going to take that??

[Tyran-ne]

Actually she just called m' sis old. Which does cause some bubbly rage...:mad:

Well anyhoo, Fash didn't call me old.
Stop bein' a sh!t disturber Pyth! :no-no:

[Fasheem]

Actually she just called m' sis old. Which does cause some bubbly rage...:mad:

No no no not old. Just older. Must be nearly 30 by now eh?

[Python]

lol, Fash is doing a fine enough job of stirring it up without me.

[Tragic Angelus]

She'll make rash moves when angry, giving Fash an even further edge of opportunity to win.

I still give it to her :D

[MGM]

That sounds so wrong.

[IrishCream]

Yes...dance puppets...DANCE!

[Tyran-ne]

Yes...dance puppets...DANCE!

Dude. Have you been subtle...ever? :rolleyes:

[ChimeraCreative]

Oh Daaaaayamn, she just called you old, Ty! Are you going to take that??

Ya'll will have to speak up, I'm getting deaf and blind in my old age. I can't tell if Fash is moving so fast she's ninja blurry or if my glaucoma is getting the better of me. ^_^

[Crash]

Alright, I'm getting some mixed signals... do you want a sex life, or not? :devilish:

I told you that you should have married me instead. I even have my own chains and whips and a swing.

[William McDert]

I told you that you should have married me instead. I even have my own chains and whips and a swing.

Which, oddly enough, he uses on himself everday...:(

[ChimeraCreative]

I told you that you should have married me instead. I even have my own chains and whips and a swing.

Well... that's a start... hard to tell if you're committed to the lifestyle though... :devilish:

[IrishCream]

Dude. Have you been subtle...ever? :rolleyes:

Only when I beat people over the head with things