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StoneTable
03-10-2009, 07:41 PM
Your life in 300 characters or less.


Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part.



Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.'



Today I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser, thinking it was a Valentine's gift , I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog has died since I have been away.


f*** my life. (http://www.fmylife.com/)

:smilielol5:

Tyran-ne
03-10-2009, 07:48 PM
:e2cry:

jedispyder
03-10-2009, 08:06 PM
OMG, that is fucking hilarious!

wolf_2099
03-10-2009, 08:32 PM
I've been reading that site for a long time now, absolute hilarity.

grouphug.us is good too.

jedispyder
03-10-2009, 09:34 PM
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML
Sadly this could be an entry from me =o/

Today I'm reading FMyLife instead of working. I have a pile of stuff I need to do but keep pushing it off to read more entries. FML

William McDert
03-11-2009, 03:52 AM
FML is great. I'm so happy that Stumbleupon led me to it's glory. Some of them seem fake but at least they are always good for a chuckle.

wolf_2099
03-11-2009, 01:46 PM
FML is great. I'm so happy that Stumbleupon led me to it's glory. Some of them seem fake but at least they are always good for a chuckle.

You read enough of them that some turn out to be exactly the same as each other, and/or exactly the same as funny quotes you see poking around the internet. Kind of sucks, but still funny.